Ma Baker

Ma Baker was the monarch of the Land of Baker for approximately 68 years before mysteriously disappearing. During this time, Ma Baker was heralded as the second coming of Eggbert, ruler of Heaven.

Ma Baker was such a predominant figure in world history that her death and all subsequent years after are known as AMB (after Ma Baker) and all years before her death are known as BMB (before Ma Baker)

During her reign, she taught her four sons how to handle their guns. Legend has it that these sons continued to handle their guns throughout the realms of the Earth and eventually taught others how to handle their guns, inevitably leading to the invention of video-games and the Gulf war.